But one thing hasn't changed : Never ever let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Whatever frustrations you ever experience with your computer, I think it's fairly safe to say you ... aren't alone.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Are your kids addicted to computer
Is it a bit of a hassle to get them away from the house?
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. [Dave Barry]
Is the area around your computer a little ... messy?
There are 10 kinds of people in the world ... those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Have you ever taken your computer where ... no computer has ever gone before?
Have you ever wished you had a set-up like this?
A simpler version for retired men?
Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer. [Dave Barry]
Okay, I spend a lot of time sitting at this computer, but I absolutely draw the line HERE! (The Internet connection probably sucks from six feet under, anyway.)
Well, that's it for today. I believe I'll unglue my derriere from this chair, walk away from this addictive computer, and go outside. The sweet gum balls are about ankle high now, so maybe it's time to tame 'em with a rake. Oh, don't forget! Have a nice slice of pi today.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. [Wernher von Braun]
Until next time, take care of yourselves. And each other.