Care for a Crapcake Sandwich?

Thought for the day:  What we've got here is a failure to communicate. [Paul Newman, in Cool Hand Luke.]

Remember our pal Chopsticks? He's been waiting in the back of that truck for some time now, just a-waiting for us to take off to look for some more of those bizarre Chinese-to-English translations he enjoys so much.

So, whattaya say we humor him?

As always, thanks to the fine folks at engrish who so graciously granted me permission to share their fun stuff with you.

So, ready? And awaaaaay we go...

Okay, Chopsticks is getting a little too excited at the thought of that huge crap seafood, so I think we'd better call it a day for now. He wants to go out back and find something disgusting to roll around in... his idea of grooming, I believe.

                                Until next time, take care of yourselves. And each other.

Let's Hit the Road

Thought for the day:  You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive TWICE.

Hey! Looks like our pal Chopsticks is enjoying another road trip. Ready to join him? If we hurry, maybe we can see what's making him grin like that. Oh yeah, it's gotta be those signs. You know... the funny ones that have a way of losing (or gaining) a little something in the translation.

[Again, a sincere thank you to the friendly webmasters at engrish.com for granting me permission to share their images with you.]









 Need a little bit of traveling music to enhance the experience? Here ya go. Have some Willie
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                                                 Okay, ready? Tap your toes, and away we go...

I hope y'all found something in this batch to make you smile. Me? Before I head for that bitch festival, I think I'll grab a quick lunch of pimple soup, chicken ass, and lousy beef ... with a side order of fresh herpes.

                                                                Or not.

                               Until next time, take care of yourselves. And each other.