Translations from Oriental languages into English often provide an unintended source of humor. I guess you could say, What we have here is a failure to communicate. [Cool Hand Luke]
Once again, sincere thanks to the super duper folks at engrish.com for granting me permission to share their funny stuff with y'all.
(Dunno about you, but I always prefer frank steaks over the liars.)
Smiling? Good. My job here is done.
Until next time, take care of yourselves. And each other.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
I am definitely smiling. I serve some type of steamed crotch every time I cook.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
How did my Mother-in Law get into the back of your truck?
ReplyDeleteI believe smorking is that sound one's butt makes on some plastic chairs. Noisy, but more fun than the non-smorking section.
ReplyDeleteI guess the crotch is powered by gas.
ReplyDeleteThe signs are funny, but Geo's comment above is the one that almost made me spit my coffee.
ReplyDeleteI never even dated smorkers.
ReplyDeleteI want some frank steak too. Those lying ones give me indigestion.
ReplyDeleteYes, your job is done. I'm still giggling at the crotch steamed dish. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm doing more than smiling, I'm giggling here. Do you follow fishducky's blog? Or she yours? I think the two of you would hit it off great. Let me know.
ReplyDeleteLoved this! Esp the prune quote. Happy morning to you too!
ReplyDeleteBlessings.
Thanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all those very good signs of a laugh ... wishing wonderful writing feelings for you :-)
ReplyDeleteHope all is well!
Janie- Put enough gravy, sweet 'n' sour sauce, or whipped cream on it, and anything tastes good.
ReplyDeleteCro- Oooh, you'd better watch it! (As for an answer, maybe she took one big flying leap?)
Geo- Now, that's funny!
Arleen- Indeed. Some more than others.
Dianne- I know. Isn't he a hoot?
Suze- You poor thing. So no smork ever got in your eyes, huh?
Connie- Yeah, who wants a lying slab of meat?
L.G.- Super! Giggling is definitely good.
Inger- No, I don't follow fishducky, but I've seen her funny comments on a lot of the blogs I visit. I believe I'll go check out her blog right now. Thank you, ma'am!
Barb- I'm glad to hear it. (Never underestimate the power of prunes!)
Delores- My pleasure.
Hey, Karla! Long time, no hear. I hope the writing is going well with you, too. Thanks for stopping by. (Now, get back to work, woman!)
ReplyDeleteThe oriental translations to English is hilarious, Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteJimmy- You're welcome. I'm glad you found them to be funny, too.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love these--they are a hoot!
ReplyDeleteI needed a laugh today!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to think about that steamed dish...
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteThese always crack me up! Too funny, Susan. ;^)
Good job. I'm wearing a big grin. Got to go buy me some "Frank" steak!
ReplyDeleteLinda- Glad ya liked them.
ReplyDeletePixel Peeper- Some foods are best eaten with a vacant mind and closed eyes.
Chris- Always glad to quack you up, duckie.
Liza- I think I'd rather have some sincere fish.
More than smiling. Thanks for the laughs! I can't even pick a favorite, too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteYou got me smiling...as always. :)
ReplyDeleteWasn't that long ago smoking sections looked like that here. Remember smokers in the back of the airplane? Gotta grin. Thanks
ReplyDeleteJulie & Linda- Glad ya liked 'em, girls.
ReplyDeleteMr. C- My "favorite" smoking sections were the glass-walled smoke-filled hellholes at the airport. Hmmm, good times, huh?
Taste of the bitter adult? I remember him! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Smorking section? Have I quit smorking?! These are great!
ReplyDeleteHowever I do have wonderful writing feelings for you. :D